Soooooo. Yeah.

Haven't been on in almost a year, more like 8 months, but who is counting. I just haven't done anything creative in a long time, just lots of engineering CAD shit, robotics CAD shit, and some failed animation projects. I'm a year older now, but that doesn't change anything, I'm still a smartass gay kid that talks more than he can back up. I might post some dumb pictures from Scarlet Letter Day at school. We all had to wear these letters representing our flaws and mine was pretty spiffy. Anyways, see you guys later (not like anyone will read this}.

Benni

I haven't put up anything in a hell of a long time, but I have excuses. Ya know what? Screw it, you're getting the truth. I've been fucking lazy. I haven't done anything except school work in over a month, and I've been having boy troubles, but we won't get into that/ I'm just not feeling anything, and if I put pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard) it's just going to be emo poem crap! I tried to make a weird offspin of Yet Another High School Drama a little while ago (like a week) and it ended up so bad that I burned it. I might try again soon, like maybe this weekend, but probably not. Two really good things have happened though. As of Thursday, I've been a vegetarian for a year, yay me! Also, this weekend will be sick since I'm seeing one of my favorite bands play at this giant Youth retreat thing (Yes, I'm an Atheist that likes Christian Rock, sue me.) and I'll get to see Kat (my awesome fangirl friend that I made at last year's Zone) and her girlfriend Clara (my other awesome fangirl friend). So, maybe you might get something, especially since I'm bringing lappy and will not sleep at all.

PS: HELLOGOODBYE IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!

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**EMO RANT WARNING**

Yes, little PAINT.NET comics are fun to do, but I want to actually draw something worth putting up on here. Don't give me that crap about 'ractice Makes Perfect' because I have been practicing for over 11 years and still don't have a lick of skill. The best thing I ever drew was a (pretty good) manga-style girl that I drew when I was 12. I lost the picture, so I don't even have that. I can whip up a mean drafting sketch, and model it in CAD software no problem, but give me anything but an inanimate object with clearly defined and measurable aspects, I'm screwed. The countless drawing books and the many, many online tutorials don't help at all!!! Every time I put pen/pencil/crayon to paper for anything other than drafting or writing, it's like pure crap in drawn form. I make my bodies to stiff and robotic, and hands are beyond me, my faces show two emotions: dazed or constipated. I've used models, other drawings, and countless other things for inspiration, but I'm stuck with the right hand that can't do anything but engineer shit and write crappy poems/stories. I look through DeviantArt and I am brought to tears by some of the beauty I see, then I try and do one sketch that doesn't look like I vomited on the page, and I get nada.

**END EMO RANT**

Anyway, I have some advice.

1. Listen to ska, it will make your life so much happier
2. Turn off the damn radio and TV, they corrupt you and make you sad
3. Read the Bible, then The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series, endless mirth springs forth
4. Rollerblade/Bike/Run/Walk/Skip/Dance/Move in the Rain, it makes you feel alive
5. Just chill with friends that you love and do nothing, it's much more fun then it sounds
6. Don't do drugs or alcohol ever, you don't need them now and never will in the future
7. Live like you were living, If you live everyday like your last, when it actually is, it isn't special
8. Read a book, you'll be glad you did
9. Play 'Katamari Damacy' or at least listen to the theme song, it will make you want to dance
10. Make lists of things/people that you like/hate/want to kill/want to fuck/want to be loved by
11. Know that 666 isn't the devil's number, 6 times 6 times 6 is (216 for you math idiots)
12. Play in the snow, especially if you are about to move to a place that doesn't get it, snow is magic
13. Start a webcomic/blog, even if people don't read it, just getting your thoughts out there is good
14. Dr. Phil is a moron, he is Oprah's bitch and he doesn't no jack about you or your relationship
15. Don't eat meat, really don't, and don't vote Republican either, a bunny dies every time you do
16. If you are Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, or Questioning and you don't know who to talk to about it, don't go online for advice, it will just make you sad and warp your mind, find someone who you love (preferably a friend) and tell them.

That's all folks, follow these for a guaranteed good life*

*results not typical for all people, ask for more information

Characters:

Seth (Uke)
Yuki (Seme)

1) How old are you?

Seth- 16 bitches!

Yuki- Time is meaningless

2) Size?

Seth- Well, I'm 5' 3"

Yuki- 5' 6" and my other size is 8" Just ask Seth.

Seth- *blush*

3) Wrong habits?

Seth- I don't do my homework?

Yuki- I induct children into the ranks of a demon fox army. *deadpan*

4) Are you a virgin?

Seth- Well, mostly.

Yuki- No, and soon Seth won't be either.

Seth- *hides*

5) Married or single?

Seth- I'm not sure if I'm dating Yuki or not...

Yuki- *smacks Seth* Of course I'm dating you!

Seth- *kisses*

6) Do you have children?

Seth- After Kyle, I don't want to see another kid under 15.

Yuki- I deal with Seth everyday, that's enough immaturity for me.

7) Favorite food?

Seth- Ummm, normally Tofu, but recently any sort of meat...

Yuki- Rare Steak

8) Do you have any secrets?

Seth- Well...

Yuki- I am possessed by an undead demon fox that I just barely control. *deadpan*

9) Are you in love?

Seth- I think...

Yuki- What is love? *dodging question*

10) Favorite band, singer, or CD?

Seth- I'm fond of Nine Inch Nails and Musicals

Yuki- Anything Ska

11) What's your eye color?

Seth- Green and sometimes Red.

Yuki- Blue and sometimes Yellow.

12) Do you prefer the swimming pool or the beach?

Seth- Ick, I hate sand! Pools all the way!

Yuki- I don't swim.

13) Camping or staying at home?

Seth- Camping!

Yuki- Hmmm, two guys in the middle of some wodds in a small tent with nothing to do but hunt and fuck? Camping, totally!

14) Were you born naturally or cloned?

Seth- Born

Yuki- Why the fuck do you care?

15) Favorite pocky flavor?

Seth- CHOCOLATE!

Yuki- Strawberry

16) Have you ever killed someone?

Seth- Not that I know of...

Yuki- Of course, who hasn't?

17) Fat or slim?

Seth- I'm svelte! Not slim or scrawny, I'm fucking svelte!!!

Yuki- Skinny. What else would I be?

18) Something strange about you?

Seth- Ummmm, no comment?

Yuki- Seth and I are both demon fox possessed people. And Seth has this weird fetish for-

Seth- Meep! *covers Yuki's mouth*

19) Favourite movie?

Seth- I LOVE LION KING!!!!

Yuki- RENT

20) Dreams?

Seth- I want to move to Canada and get married to a cute boy *glances at Yuki* and co-own a club with my husband.

Yuki- A sandwich would be nice *makes sandwich* There we go!

Seth- I LOVE YOU! *glomp*

Yuki- *drops sandwich* MY SANDWICH, NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Seth- Sorry... *hug*

Yuki- It's okay *kisses*

Seth- Yuki what are you...

*Censored due to extremely hot yaoi sex*